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“Middle name pride day” (Inspired by this list of silly holidays. This one is a little dumb, but that’s what is freeing about writing prompts. Sometimes they can be dumb, but they didn’t take very long.)
“Hey Jane, what’s your middle name?” Anka asked, her voice swaying with song. She hung upside down from the hover monkey bars, her pigtails dangling by her ears.
“I told you, I don’t have one.” Jane walked toward the hyper see saw.
“Is that so? I saw you name on the attendance list. ‘Jane X. Stuart.’ You liar.”
“Well why should I tell you anyway! We’re not friends!”
Anka rolled down from the bars and pursued. “Oh Jane, are you keeping a secret? Your middle name’s not anything embarassing, is it?”
Jane went cold. Anka smelled blood. This wouldn’t end well. “No. Go away. Stop following me.”
“What could it be…” she mused. “Xylophone? No…. Xavier? No… oh no… it couldn’t be…”
Jane didn’t turn, she just kept walking.
“Could it be Xagolonix?!” Anka cried.
That was it, Jane couldn’t take it anymore. She turned and pushed Anka. “ I said, go away!”
“You’re named after a monster! Do you know how many people Xagolonix killed?”
“I was born before that. Before that, it was a perfectly normal Martian name.”
“Jane Xagolonix Stuart!” Anka sang. “Jane Xagolonix Stuart!”
“Anka!” Mr. Svetloff barked. “Are you picking on Jane?”
“No, Mr. Svetloff,” Anka simpered. “Jane was keeping secrets.”
“Miss Anka Hitler, I don’t suppose you see anything odd about your name, do you?” Mr. Svetloff intoned.
“No, it’s a perfectly normal Earth name,” Anka said.
“About that,” Mr. Svetloff began.